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The Gojira… Sea Shepherd’s high speed vessel.

Bad Dog!

First death from consuming poisoned Rhino horn

And now that I have your attention, this from the Bangkok Star in Thailand.

A woman mourns over the body of her deceased husband after he had purchased apparently purposely contaminated Rhino horn on the open market in Bangkok. The source of the contamination is still to be verified but it is thought to be from a private game farm somewhere in southern Africa. Officials in Thailand are frantic to identify the source, as the powdered horn is sold in miniscule amounts and they have no idea how much has already been distributed throughout Bangkok. Local hospitals are on standby for an unprecedented influx of new cases.

Officials are unable get information as the rhino horn dealers in Bangkok are being unco-operative. They neither want to be fingered as being the provider of the poisoned horn, not do they want to reveal their illegal international sources. It is believed that private game farm owners in southern Africa are colluding between themselves to distribute an effective poison that is harmless to the animals but harmful, or even fatal as in this case, to those that ingest the contaminated horn.

A game farm owner from the North West Province who obviously wishes to remain anonymous, has admitted to using the poison on 4 of his animals. Three of them have shown no side-effects whatsoever 2 months after the poison was injected into the horns. However the 4th rhino was slaughtered and de-horned on a remote part of his farm in the last week of July. When asked to comment on the death in Thailand from suspect poisoned rhino horn, he refused to be drawn into the morals of the farmers joint action. He said that there would be many more cases in the near future as he was personally aware of at least another 5 slaughters of contaminated rhinos in the North West Province alone.

Authorities in South Africa are unable to comment on the “poison” collusion among the game farm owners nor are they able to verify the source of the contaminated horn.

Sources are confirming that many other rhino herds are being considered for poisoning of their horns and that some have already taken place.

I support all actions which lead to a reduction in the killing of Rhino including the death penalty for poachers.

Old man suffers from premature ejaculation.

An older man had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. As a caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so he called his doctor
for advice.

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. So he reckoned, “What the hell!” and decided to give it a go.

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where he could catch a wank. He couldn’t
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution.

On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to choke the chicken.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”

He heard, “This is the police. What the hell are you doing?”

The man replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle. I think it’s busted.”

The cop says, “Well, you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”